{...}: {
  services.rpcbind.enable = true;
  systemd.mounts = let
    opts = {
      type = "cifs";
      mountConfig = {Options = "users,noauto,credentials=/etc/nixos/smb-secrets,noatime,uid=1000,gid=100";};
    };
  in [
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/anime";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/anime";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/appdata";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/appdata";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/backup";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/backup";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/everything";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/everything";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/games";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/games";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/isos";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/isos";
      })
    # (opts // { what = "//100.97.47.81/jellyfin"; where = "/mnt/uwuraid/jellyfin"; })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/movies";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/movies";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/music";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/music";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/photos";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/photos";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/syncthing";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/syncthing";
      })
    (opts
      // {
        what = "//100.97.47.81/television";
        where = "/mnt/uwuraid/television";
      })
  ];
  systemd.automounts = let
    opts = {
      wantedBy = ["multi-user.target"];
      automountConfig = {TimeoutIdleSec = "60";};
    };
  in [
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/anime";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/appdata";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/backup";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/everything";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/games";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/isos";})
    # (opts // { where = "/mnt/uwuraid/jellyfin"; })
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/movies";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/music";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/photos";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/syncthing";})
    (opts // {where = "/mnt/uwuraid/television";})
  ];
}